USB Flip Flop
the bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a usb, it doesn’t fit, you flip it, it doesn’t work, and you have to flip it a third time. possible explanation: all usb devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.
guy 1: can you plug in my phone?
guy 2: sure!
guy 1: …
guy 1: what’s taking so long…?
guy 2: sorry, i’m doing the usb flip flop.
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