Uterize


to gently stow an object or possession in ones uterus.
my buddy got away with that dui scot free. he must have uterized an angel.
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verb — to get so far in during rough s-x that the p-n-s is inside the uterus. often the term also implies conception. this term is similar to ‘excavate,’ but is more extreme and does imply digging.
“yo, ian f-cked that girl real hard last night.”
“yeah dude, he uterized her.”

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