Vag-In-A-Can
a slippery rubber v-g-n- stuffed into a tin for ones perverted pleasure :p
johnny says to his friend sidney “hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months “. sidney replies “try my vag-in-a-can” . “whats a vag-in-a-can” demands johnny. “its a can shaped v-g-n- that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)”
a female that can only perform the “starfish” position (see: s-x coma) during s-x.
guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/
a c-nt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult
your a vag in a can
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