vagando


“va-john-dow” noun. the act of being an enormously huge douche bag at all the wrong times. may be casued by the infectious disease of vagando-itis. effects the t-st-cl-s causing them to crawl back into the pelvic area, male pattern baldness, and constant poser ident-ty changes. i.e.- from prep to redneck and vise versa. may cause uncontrollable urges to desparately sleep with under age females w/o asking for identification.
that was a acto de vagando.
” says who” ? vagondo right?

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