vagetriloquist
you know how a ventriloquist shoves his fist up dolls -sses and control them.
it’s the same thing with a vagetriloquist. he simply just puts his fist up the ladies sn-tch and play with her like a puppet.
the vagetriloquist went to the bordello, shoved his fist up the prossies v-g-n- and controlled her with his hand, to go -ss to mouth.
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