Vagitarious
a vagatarious aka vag is a slender young lad whose sole purpose is to seduce women into sleeping with him often with the use of dinner dates and coffee chats. he is capable of sh-tting an endless amount. thus, he is awarded sh-t-points when deification arises (often numerous times in a day).
“hey, guess who i saw at espresso royale?”
“vagitarious…!”
“yeah, he was on one of his coffee chats. g-d that kid chats a lot…almost as much as he sh-ts. i mean, god d-mn, he f-ckin p–ped 3 times at my place last night within the hour…. i had to award him with 3 sh-t points!”
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