vagican


1. a v-g-n- that should be worshipped like the vatican.

2. a v-g-n- with a can in it.

3. a v-g-n- that acts as a trash can for male -j-c-l-t-.
every woman is a saint, please pray to the vagican!
current city/state wherein resides the v-g-n- of the great vagiliath.
a utopia, where all v-g-n-s are created equal but some are more equal than others.
the last society in the world where all laws are p-ssed by a 3/5 vote by v-g-n-s.
the only place in the world which gives away chocolate and copies of “the notebook” for free.
the city/state surprisingly boasts a 99.9/0.1 female to male population.
because of its remote location, women have begun to go through their cycles simultaneously. this in turn has created a severe problem with vampire bat sitings and bitings.
i am tom reynolds reporing from the vagican where earlier today, it was voted that not only shall each citizen receive chocolate and a copy of “the notebook” but they also shall receive a free nalgene bottle. their reason for doing this? i quote, “this is what the great vagiliath would have wanted.”

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