Vagina Handshake
when a female says h-llo using her v-g-n-.
they will greet people by immediately having s-x with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.
you give out v-g-n- handshakes if you have s-x before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.
see also: slore, easy, sl-t, wh-r-
ex. she gives out v-g-n- handshakes because she has no personality and s-x is all she’s good at.
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