Weiner Weaning

to slowly but surely wean a s-xual partner that you’re no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.

to cut communication and s-xual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn’t seen you in over a month.
jake: dude, how are you going to break things off with nikki when you two work together? won’t it be awkward from here on out?

josh: i’ll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. may take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. if i cut her out cold turkey she’ll think i’m an -sshole.

jake: sh-t, that’s genius.

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