Vagina Heater


n. the fully erect male p-n-s on a cold morning.
my gf was shivering and gooseb-mpy on that cold morning when i had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so i promptly inserted my v-g-n- heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

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