Vaginal Thunder Clap


a mythical v-g-n-l skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men
rogue black man: haa i’m gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(v-g-n-l thunder clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)

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