vagisilence
an extremely contagious disease that occurs when a man ignores his friends’ phone calls and text messages because a v-g-n- is within 3 feet of his p-n-s.
can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the v-g-n- that is within three feet of his p-n-s.
in rare occ-ssions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. in this case, it’s called p-n-silence.
the thread
paul: “kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight.”
antwan: “yeah he had a date.”
staci: “poor little guy, must be suffering from vagisilence…”
… 3 weeks later…
kyle: “hey guys, what’s goin on?”
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