Vaguitar


when a girl plays air guitar with her v-g-n-; one hand is knuckles deep while the other is up in the air hitting imaginary frets.
example 1
bro 1: bro i got a girl to play vaguitar for me on skype last night.

bro 2: rock on dude!

example 2
bro 1: i held vaguitar tryouts at my place yesterday.

bro 2: how’d it go?

bro 1: bro your mom can totally jam.

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