Vajtarded
vajtarded
1. r-t-rded in the arts of c-nn-l-ng-s.
2. unskilled in v-g-n-l discovery or entertainment.
3. gay man.
(1.) he licked my p-ssycat like a virgin, wonder if he’s eligible to get a check for being vajtarded….
(2.) my girlfriend is so new at lesbianism that she was vajtarded!
(3.) girl – you’re wasting your time with that one……can’t you tell he’s vajtarded? he’s definitely interested in man-hand shandys.
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