Valentine’s Day Earthquake
an earthquake that occurs on valentines day due to many people having s-x at one time. the earth’s rotation is initially affected, then the earth’s tectonic plates become destabilized. it is at this point that tremors ensue. of note, areas that are known for people that “pour the coal” when having s-x are most at risk for earthquakes of this nature.
man, i was poring the coal and valentines day so hard that a 4.4 valentine’s day earthquake happened!
- Nig Alert
similar to a (sig alert). a nig alert is a warning to the public that members of the african american community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest. the jury just came back […]
p-ssy or c-nt in finnish. used as f-ck in english. pr-nounced as vyt-tu. finnish for “f-ck” painu vittuun täältä = get the f-ck out of here i’ve only heard this meaning “f-ck” in finnish. better pr-nunciation guide is “vee-too”, though. mita vittua! – “what the f-ck!” voi vittu! “oh f-ck!” estonian/finnish for “c-nt”. it is […]
a dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones -n-s. it feeds off the fluids in the inner r-ct-m and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. the host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carc-ss left behind. […]
- foot fuck
a form of masturbation where you let the woman ‘jack you off with her bare foot a form of masturbation where the male m-st-rb-t-s the female to -rg-sm using just his toes on her cl-t and perhaps just slightly into her v-g-n- margie and i are just friends with benefits. she promised to foot f-ck […]
- significant other
your mate, spouse, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, steady and/or lover. used when you don’t want to be too specific, or when the details are n-body’s business. why’s roger always talking about his significant other? why don’t he just say girlfriend? because his “girlfriend” is a guy named bruce. partner in a relationship; mate or spouse; […]