Valeshan
absolute s-x god. there is no one who can be quite as alluring as this man, however he does have trouble walking with his “third leg” which causes him to walk like a pimp.
john: did u know sarah is in a wheelchair now?
bob: yeh, i heard she had a wild night with a valeshan
john: gees! i dont know how she survived that!
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