Valethole


(va-ley-hohl) n. those car parking services which seek to provide a customer convenience by blocking (but not using) the close parking spots, stealing your loose change and denting your car…all while you wait.
mike: why can’t we find a spot to park?
rick: those valetholes blocked half the lot. last time i came here they stole all my change for parking.

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