Valley Boy

a “valley boy” is someone who lives on the beaches of california and surfs every single day, saying things like tubular, far out, wicked, awesome, and totally. most likely always having a surfboard strapped to the top of his car with s-x wax in his glove box and under his nails. most easily spotted in a crowd when you see his sh-ggy dirty blonde hair and this lack of up keep and shoes.
a valley boy says – “dude look at that totally tubular wave that those beach babes are going to get trashed by!”
a male from a welsh valley. usually pumped up on steroids and tanned up on sunbeds to epic proportions.

can be found in judges in aberdare wearing t-shirts three sizes too small for him.
example – that paul edwards is a right choco valley boy, he never leaves aberdare and always wears tops sized medium boys to show off his roided guns!
a faction of missfits who controll zootaria,there group includes: a leader,a liar,a wise man,a ladies man,and a psycho.there main enemies are the scr-p yarders,the inbreds,bears,and trains
those valley boys are bad-ss!
a collection of misfits that are known for being ridiculously crazy. they reside in a dangerous section of forest that they have dubbed “zootaria”. they hold strong to anarchist ways and enjoy making preppy kids cry. their group consists of a born leader, a master of persuasion, a wise man, and a charmer, as well as a man who has lost his sanity.
did you see that safeway sign in four corners where the letters were rearranged to say “rhino p-ssy”?

yeah, it must have been those d-mned valley boys.
the valley boys are a tribe of misfits and visionaries who reside in a unchartered peice of land known as zootaria. they have a hideout as rumor has it. but no one has yet to find any evidence of such. the tribe (the valley boys) consist of a leader who leads by logic. a bad-ss who is h-ll bent on redeeming himself for his past. a ladys man who is lookin for a good time. a lier and theif who holds haveing slightly unlogical ideas as a gift, strong man. and a psycotic. a man who dosnt know although has a good grasp of reality likes to be as insane and unpredictable as possible. some times to get laughfs and other times to make people sh-t ou theyre intestines. it is a tight knit group. a famley in better words. and if it wasnt for every single one of them then the tribe would be nothing. they are commenly known in the town of maple valley for theyre misfit adeventures and for being insane and hooligan like.
those valley boys… all the same!
michael chivers – a boy who has 10 girlfriends and goes shoe shopping every tuesday.
michael chivers
somebody from greenspoint,tx (in houston) and lived on imperial valley st.
you might be from greenspoint, but you not no valley boy.