the person you spill your feelings out to for the purpose of venting and nothing more because you know you are too good for him.
guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she’s in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you’re her f-cking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two sh-ts about you, you probably won’t see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.
a person able to see through walls -omg pete, how did you now that i was around the corner trying to scare the sh-t out of you? -d-mn irma, don’t you know that i’m a venz ? -ah, d-mnit !>< to venz: verb. used when someone tries to look into private stuff e.g. diary, or […]
a word to describe a feeling of one’s happyness. also used as a greeting, a farewell and the start or beginning of any sentence. mainly used by mildenhall grubs. can i arge your vernarge? arge vernarge agge! what a wonderfull day i have had today arge vernarge.
purveyor of perverted p-rnography, such as b-st–lity. “that verotik is a real w-nker, but he’s got the nastiest s-x.”
the study of climbing a ladder only when fully extended whilst leaning against a building, and knowing that it will not fall. joe is not scared of climbing that ladder because he is a professional vertimologist.
hillary is stupid. idoasjfn she is mean to me. i can spelllllasd