Vampires teabag


a used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.
so imagine my surpise when i pulled my kn-b out there was a pungent ‘vampires teabag’ hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
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a used tampon
as i was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire’s teabag.
a used tampon
what you got a face like a smacked -rs- for? rag week is it? got ya vampire’s tea bag in have ya?!

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