1.when, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.
2.f-cking sh-t up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.
3.pullin b-tches in a public library
1-yeah, so i turned the research paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because i used the word ‘f-ck’ 12 times. f-ckin a that’s varsity status!
2-“jason, how do you effortlessly f-ck sh-t up on a daily at everything you attempt? ”
“well, brianne, all i can say is this; varsity status. i’m sorry to say it, but you’re still in the jv women’s league, and that’s not good.”
3- girl- “are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?”
jason- “hey, i’ll be g-d. you be the virgin mary. want to meet up later?”
- vaseline groove
1. les claypool’s character’s fantasy band name, meant to be another euphemism like pearl jam 2. a wet, slippery v-g-n-, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency “i’m lookin forward to lickin dat camel-toein’ vaseline groove record comin out this month!”
short for v-g-n- drama, woman’s monthly menstruation. husband: “hey honey, wanna get it on?” wife: “no sorry, i just got vdrama”
an extremely large and powerful machine in the game final fantasy x-2. vegnagun is considered to be bevelle’s most powerful “machina”. the machine was designed 1,000 years before the events of final fantasy x-2. it was thought to be able to destroy sin. vegnagun has a mind of its own and is considered extremely dangerous […]
- velcro gooch
when a male shaves both his t-st-cl-s and the area between his t-st-cl-s and -n-s; as the hair grows out it becomes pr-ckly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect. “dude i just shaved like four days ago and i’ve been walkin around with velcro gooch all day.”
a caring individual who always puts the needs of another above their own. strong family values, great parent. strives for non-comformity, being at times a bit rebellious. open minded, respecting the opinions and values of others. likes to be different than the crowd. self thinker, self starter but tends to doubt one self at times. […]