Varsity Status

1.when, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.

2.f-cking sh-t up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.

3.pullin b-tches in a public library
1-yeah, so i turned the research paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because i used the word ‘f-ck’ 12 times. f-ckin a that’s varsity status!

2-“jason, how do you effortlessly f-ck sh-t up on a daily at everything you attempt? ”
“well, brianne, all i can say is this; varsity status. i’m sorry to say it, but you’re still in the jv women’s league, and that’s not good.”

3- girl- “are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?”
jason- “hey, i’ll be g-d. you be the virgin mary. want to meet up later?”

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