VDF
acronym for v-g-n- distortion field
paul: “yo spammond, what happened to the latest ‘love of your life’?”
kris: “after i finally hit that sh-t, she somehow didn’t seem so perfect anymore.”
paul: “sounds like you nutted your way out of her vdf.”
vat da fooock!
– a way of emphasising ‘wtf’ is to say it in a german accent 😉
girl: yeah he broke up with me for that slag simran
girl2: but you’re way prettier than her, vdf!
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