verification wipe

wiping ones rear end for fear that the flatulence just expelled may have inadvertently gone to the next level. i.e. verifying whether or not one has in fact p–ped his/her pants. most often happening at work or out at clubs/bars
i ate three chilli dogs last night and drank 18 beers so that fart is going to need a verification wipe

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