Verizon FiOS

ripping everyone off since 2008 with their “fast internet”! how great is it to have “50mbps internet” that never comes?
jim: oh hey i have optimum online ultra! i get speeds up to 101mbps! i know it’s not possible to make it to 101mbps all the time, but most of the time, i get about 61mbps! what about you, dude?
tim: suck it! i have 8mbps! what! verizon fios has the best internet in the nation!
jim: i-i think you should just… you know, leave.
tim: yeah…
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a fun place that opened up during the summer in m-ssapequa park a town in long island. if you were a kid between the ages of 10 to 17, you were there. basically it was a way for people to test out verizon fios, a high speed internet connection. a couple of kids from berner middle school got banned from the place for leaving a huge pile of bikes on the sidewalk. a lot of the rebellious punks and wiggers hung out there. it lasted the whole summer but it had to close down eventually; it was only supposed to show people what verizon fios can do.
oh, i’m so bored. i’m too lazy to go on mysp-ce at home so i’ll just go to that verizon fios place in the village and go on there.

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