vertically glad
pertaining to the protruberance of the p-n-s whilst engorged with blood. a euphamism for an erection.
hey scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? um, let’s just say that at the time i was vertically glad and didn’t feel like being the b-tt of a bunch of b-n-r jokes.
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