walmart ass


a woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.
that lady a walmart -ss so big she has to go through doors sideways.
a human being with an -ss that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
also has many dynamic features to it.
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when you can’t make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to wal mart. where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of -ss that are shopping there.
everytime i go to wal mart i always see some good walmart -ss.

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