Vhuman


of or pertaining to a v-g-n- that is so nasty (infact rancid) as well discolored from overuse to the point that from a glance it you might -ssume the girl was of the african race or that she had t-st-cl-s or both. it’s generally accepted knowledge that the vhuman contains three rows of razor teeth and smells of faco (fish taco) and may or may not be the dwelling place of gnomes (sad creatures), the human in vhuman is meant to symbolize the belief by tribesmen that a vhuman wil actually consume human flesh although this has never be tested in the medical community (frankly its better not knowing) you should still be extremely cautious.

the only known natural enemy to the vhuman is the vegieacabra which usually only eats vegetables but has such a taste for the gnomes found inside the vhuman it will risk entering for a chance at a snack.
1)omg… look at that girl -ayla over there with her vhuman
2) look at that guy -ane with that vhuman on his face

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