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• grandma mills

  the coolest grandma out there, aka millie bobby brown. (watch millie bobby brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information) “hey grandma mills” “heyoo what up” “yo grandma mills i’m hungry” “well what do you want chick fil a or mcdonald’s?”

• rocket jockey

  that one person that is overly energetic in the morning. person 1: how are you so energetic right now? it’s 3am! rocket jockey: i’m so excited!!! person 2: you’re such a rocket jockey… go to bed! rocket jockey: never! *throws something at person 2* person 2: son of a b-tch! please see sl-t. sl-t that […]

• rat bag bastard

  a phrase used when an individual which the adverb is directed to is a f-cking idiot and needs to re-evaluate their life. you rat bag b-st-rd!

• toboggan pipeline

  while riding a tob-ggan in a 69 position with your partner. your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. and the t-rd glides off your forehead. i was going downhill in a sled and 69 ing my girl. she sharted and gave me a “tob-ggan pipeline”

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