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• V-Shirt

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• voting for buchanan

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• Vuh-Jay-Jay Blocking

  when a dude hates on another dude’s game he is referred to as a c-ck blocker who is “c-ck-blocking”. females by definition can not be c-ck blocked. so what is it called when someone hates on a female’s game? it is called “vuh-jay-jay blocking”! i was trying to get at this fly dude, but my […]

• vulture typing

  a typing style used by complete noobs. their finger circles above the keyboard like a vulture over the hot, dry savannah as they search for the right key. my grandma is still vulture typing. no wonder she takes so long to reply to my emails.

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