waffle handy
a waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the v-g-n- creating a waffle p-n-s. this can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her b-tthole mc fap fap. the male is then like lemme get some maple syrup on that b–tch and he lathers it on in a s-xual manner. v-g-n-s are strechty and so is your wrinkly p-n-s.
dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!
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