waffle stomp
to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
in a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
verb. to defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
i totally wafflestomped in joey’s shower last night. he’s such a f-cking r-t-rd.
when one p–ps in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the p–p into what looks like waffles
dude, i sh-t in the shower and stomped it down the drain. waffle stomp
when you take a sh-t in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.
if i get drunk enough tonight, i’m gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex’s shower. f-ck her house party!
verb. “waf-ful-stomp”
to use a treaded boot to stomp something soft, thus leaving an impression of the boot which looks similar to the imprint left by a waffle iron.
use: “did you see jason wafflestomp his french fries when they served them cold?!”
to hardcore pwn someone. one of the worst types of ownings known.
holy sh-t, i just wafflestomped that nub in 1 hit!!!1
verb. to get your shirt signed by a band member
dude, i got my shirt wafflestomped by the guitarist from big d
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