waiting pizza
(n.)- the pizza slice(s)purchased while waiting for your food to be made. generally, this phenomenon occurs when you place in order in a pizza store, and then are left to sit there and wait for an eternity for your food to be cooked, packaged, and paid for…it’s consider a pulic service to your hungry stomach in most major cities…
dez: ryan, i’m really hungry. do you have any money i can borrow??
ryan: i’m sorry, i really don’t have enough…(to cook)hey! can i have three extra slices while i wait??
dez:wtf??
ryan:dez…waiting pizza
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