walking wanker


typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright w-nker.
a w-nker being, a person who “w-nks” (m-st-rb-t-s). which in essence, includes everyone.

some deviants may include: w-nka, vanka, w-nko, wenka, wonka, wnkah, ‘anka, ‘nkerrr, and etc.
a white pretentious tourist w-nker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the exotic slums of my -n-s, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black toyota rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general w-nkery:
“walking w-nker”

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