Wall Candy
paint chips. derived from the occurrence of physical and mental problems in children who were ignorant of the dangers of ingesting dried flakes of lead-based house paint, claiming to have eaten “wall candy” is an indication of possible induced pathological stupidity. see penny arcade, 1999 oct 18, “b–b raider”.
tycho: “you ate a lot of paint as a kid, huh.”
gabe: “you mean wall candy?”
— mike krahulik and jerry holkins
lead paint
“you ate lead paint as a child didn’t you?”
“what, wall candy?”
same as wall candy
meaningless ‘pretty-pretty’ art.
that is some expensive and shallow wall-candy
when one’s profile on a networking website i.e. facebook is covered with comments from attractive looking members of the opposite s-x. as a rule of thumb, the more wall candy the better off the owner of the “candied” wall.
“d-mn dude looks like mike has stepped up his game.”
“how so?”
“bro his facebook…littered with wall candy”
“h-ll yeah. bomb”
first heard march 2005. term of derision used to describe purely decorative work of art, such as you would find for sale in a department store and usually m-ss produced by a ‘sell-out’ artist.
same as wall-candy
£300 for that painting of a daisy? it’s just wall-candy. must have taken about 30 minutes to paint.
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