Wall People


people who spend their whole day standing against the wall of the local corner store. usually -ssociated with white trash.
“you probably shouldn’t talk to john, he is one of those wall people.”
a person who lacks the ability to hold a conversation (most commonly in texting or online). these one-dimensional people use emotionless phrases such as, “okay,” “haha,” and “yeah,” forcing any attempt at conversation to hit rock bottom, thus appearing as though you are talking to a wall.
jake: are you going to that party tonight?! :d
lindsey: yeah
jake: okay sweet! let’s get plastered! 🙂
lindsey: haha
jake: we can be pong partners..?
lindsey: okay
jake: so..
lindsey: yeah

tom: any progress with lindsey?
jake: nah, she’s being a wall-person again.

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