wall shit
the act of defecating in public, usually on a wall or free standing object. the act differs from traditional public sh-tting given that the taker extends the torso away from the wall, leaving the legs unbent and the -ss well above the head. the single most important characteristic of a wall sh-t is the pressing of the cheeks against the wall so as to ruin the wall and wipe in unison. a perfect wall sh-t rarely results in feces on the ground and is most commonly the result of a spurned attempt to use a public restroom. as such, it is an act of both outrage and necessity.
“hey, did you see that melvis in the raiders starter jacket taking a wall sh-t on blue heron blvd, that guy has no regard for property.”
“there’s jeff george, former raiders quarterback, wall sh-tting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. never thought i would see the day where a former football star is reduced to taking a wall sh-t. what a loser.”
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