walletkeysphone
noun. the holy trinity of “i can safely leave where i am at”.
verb. an increasingly hard test to pads as blood-alcohol content increases.
n. “hold on a sec, lemme check my walletkeysphone.”
v. “dude, you’ve had a lot to drink. walletkeysphone?”
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