Walmart Woman
a woman, typically a sizable one who shops at walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.
person 1: “hey go grab some doritos from the shelves down there”
person 2: “can’t, there’s a d-mn walmart woman blocking the aisle”
person 1: “let’s go move her”
person 2: “excuse me ma’am but can i troubl-”
person 1: “you d-mn walmart woman, why did you eat him!”
walmart woman: “arrrggghhnnn”
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