Walsoken
a small village near the town of wisbech, which is often used as an excuse that one does not live in the pikeytown that is wisbech.
local chav: “we iz from wizbekistan enit?”
ruffian: “yeh, breda..”
walsoken resident: “i think you’ll find my home is just on the right side of the border towards walsoken, making me not -ssociated with you riff raff!”
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