wank spanner
w-nk spanner-reference to the w-nking hands of a fit bird in reference to her w-nking you off
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a w-nk spanner
check out the w-nk spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed w-nk spanner
your hand(s). a tool to complete the job of jacking off with.
whats the boy going to do..he got both his w-nk spanners blow of in bagdad
a derogatory insult, a cross between a w-nker and a spanner.
give it back geoff and stop being such a w-nkspanner!
1. your hands
2. what your hands become if you use them to m-st-rb-t- more than 7 times a day
3. really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999′ w-nkspanners
2.i had to see a s-x-therapist after masturbating too much and developing w-nkspanners, the only solution was castration but now i just castrabate
3. brendan goodbody has w-nkspanners (we’re talking a4 paper sized hands)
tha hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).
jeez, i broke my w-nkspanner on some c-nt’s face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for 🙁
andy m is the prime exaple of one of these.
oi!! w-nk spanner!! you down the pub later??
mother f-cker who is the ultimate -rs-hole, and no matter how hard he/she trys evrybody will hate. i.e.
joe is a f-cking w-nk spanner
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