wank widow
a woman whose husband no longer finds her s-xually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to p-rn.
jill: kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. what’s going on with her?
jane: that poor girl’s a w-nk widow. bob never gives her any attention anymore. spends all his time on the computer.
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