wankerserfdom
the state of being to poor to afford quality p-rnography. a w-nkerserf relies on old copies of vogue magazine, the jcpenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56k dialup before the mood disappears.
dam, i’ve been living in w-nkerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look s-xy.
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