wanktastic


something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person’s oneristic tendencies. something or someone worth w-nking over.
“ooh thats a w-nktasic set of t-ts!”
a word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.
person 1: isn’t yngwie malmsteen great?
person 2 (sarcastically): yeah… he’s w-nktastic…
the feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself
a: i get free mixed grills at harvester for 6 months
b: w-nk-tastic!
adj.- mindblowingly egotistical
can you believe she said her writing was too good for an editor? that is so w-nktastic.
something unbelievable awesome. (sounds even better if you stress the w and k for effect)
man last night was w-nktastic!

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