gaining s-xual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified s-xual act.
“next you’ll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night.”

“what’s that?”

“never heard of double smurf cannon?”


“don’t google that”

they then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn’t find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.

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