wao


a r0xx0r way of spelling wow.
0mg 1i3k 7h4tz z0 707411y wao!
(oh my goodness, wow!)
another way of saying “wow,” mostly if you’re trying to be cute, or spontaneous.
guy: “you wanna go to the movies tonight babe?”
girl: “sure, what are we watching?”
guy: “it’s a surprise”

-later that evening . . . –

girl: “wao! fast 6! this movie isn’t even out yet!”
guy: “heh, you’re so cute when you say that babe.”
wide -ss open. used in motorsports. holding throttle fully open as to allow maximum fuel/air mixture into the motor
“i had to hold it wao to get my fat -ss up that hill.”
“i overshot the turn because the throttle got stuck wao.”

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