wardrobe foreplay
this is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.
definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.
my friend is going on a cruise. she reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.
when is the cruise? i ask.
oh, not until after christmas, i am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.
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