warm jill
a ‘warm jill’ is the act of p–ping in your fathers tube sock and pummeling your partner like you’re indiana jones in the last crusade. if you had recently eaten a baby ruth and one of the peanuts rips a hole through the sock, contacting the skin, then you have proven yourself as a gifted individual and jill would be proud.
brecky got me what i wanted for my bar mitzvah, so i waited till she fell asleep and treated her to a warm jill.
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