warthog wannabe
someone who is so ugly, they would rather look like a warthog than what they currently look like.
that girl amy is a warthog wannabe, i wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
my friend tried to set me up on a blind date and she turned out to be a total warthog wannabe.
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