wasturbation


the act of masturbating and using wasabi as lubricant.

the term originated in j-panese camps within the united states during world war ii when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.
after a long lonely night, the restaurant was empty so the sushi chef decided to wasturbate.

oh man, it hurts so good!!! he exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session
n. m-ssage the skin on your elbow
see also:
v. wasturbate – to m-ssage the skin on your elbow
n. wenis – the skin on your elbow
ouch, i scr-pped my wenis! now i have to wasturbate

wasturbation is an easy and fun way to make your wenis feel better.

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