Water them Melons
(v) to -j-c-l-t- on a woman’s t-ts
(n) a phrase used to let others know if one would want to -j-c-l-t- on a woman’s t-ts
(v) “that broad is fat but she has a nice rack. i think i’ll just have to water them melons.”
(n) man 1: “check out the tatas on that fine piece of -ss.”
man 2: “i’d water them melons in a heartbeat.
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